Is it wrong of me to have used my work husband to ruffle the feathers of the guy who "doesn't date coworkers"? You don't need to answer, I know it is, but I liked it anyway. 

It annoys me that they're so chummy with each other thought. They're drinking buddies now, wtf? I won't hang out with the one and the other wont hang out with me each of us on some kind of principal so they hang out with each other... fucked up.

Lets set the stage.

I'm leaving work and I see a crush and a friend talking and it appears they're talking about me. I head over there and I hear the crush say "...balls of steal around Liza." and they both laugh.

What does that mean? Is it's meaning dependent on the context that I don't have?

A work husband or a work wife is that person at your job of opposite gender that is your constant ally, the person you bounce ideas off of and come to with problems. They know bits of your personal life you don't tell others in the office if only because they "know when somethings bothering you" and care enough to ask. That all well and good but chances are you and your work spouse have real world partners that you each love so it's important not to let this type of work relationship become something closer to the personal version.

I'm single but my work husband is not. I like him very much as a person etc etc but I wouldn't want to steal him away from anyone. He's not my real life type. But... he went out of town and drunk dialed me. Nothing crazy just a rambling message to call him- which I did not.  Then a few weeks later there was a situation at work, a conflict with him and another. He called me about it after work and asked if anyone mentioned the incident to me. I told him that no, but probably because those involved knew I would side with him and wouldn't bother bad-mouthing him to me. He seemed too pleased. And then there was this guy who was interested in me- we flirted ect then my work husband talked to him and since then I haven't heard from him. He told me to forget about him, he wasn't good enough- in a very "I'm just looking out for you" way but still.He said he didn't want to see me get hurt. 

To me these are flags. I don't think he sees them.  

I have been oddly aware of smells lately. I'm wondering if it's olfactory hallucinations at this point because the things I think I smell don't make much sense for where I smell them. Especially when it's in my car. There are pretty consistent smells in my car or types of smells anyway so when I smell a mans cologne it's weird.

They aren't all bad or all good smells, and they don't necessarily remind me of anything particular it's just that they're odd and in weird places.  

Then there was the hearing thing. My mom has ridiculously good hearing. She hears EVERYTHING. But they just put in these things that are supposed to scare away the raccoons and such and I can hear this noise they make when you trip the sensor and she can't, not even when she's trying. This is the woman who hears me pull up in the drive even when she's in the shower.

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